Meet Gerard. A goat with big dreams and the worst timing in crypto history. He has bought the top of every bull run since 2017. This time it's different. Probably not.
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Gerard FOMO'd into every all-time high, panic-sold every dip, and missed every pump by exactly five minutes.
Most coins pretend you'll get rich. Gerard is the only one honest enough to admit he won't.
$REKTGOAT is for everyone who bought the top and stayed anyway. Not a promise. A meme, a community, and a lot of bad trades.
That might actually work this time.
No price promises. No fake utility. Just a goat and a community.
Simple. Transparent. Meme first.
Bought the top? Sold the bottom? Missed the pump by five minutes? Post it. The best ones become memes.